Kansas Mud

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my parents gettin paid first thing

beachdayss-citynightss:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

goals

Somebody please bring me sunflower seeds

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

lawebloca:

Friends

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

imintodrummers:

99% sure this is what dating luke hemmings is like

Me: Murphy's Mule Barn, head ass speaking.
Clem: Hi, can I get a piece of ass delivered to my house this Friday? But don't tell my girlfriend, it's a secret.