if i get rich my parents gettin paid first thing
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
he fuck that goat
99% sure this is what dating luke hemmings is like